More... After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. It's all happening But where is the love? (they struggle) No, Apu, it's not worth it! All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? They reach the edge (Jimbo starts to leave) Come on, hey, hey hey hey! And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles. HOMER Homer’s decision to take on the responsibility of tutoring Apu leads to plenty of jumbled ideas, such as the “electrical college” and an elaborate diagram of Abraham Lincoln’s stovepipe hat. I have come to make amends, sir. This causes conflict between Lisa and her father Homer, who is a strict omnivore. I'll let him. Hey. Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! We're so lame! ROBBER I'm just talkin' to my oven. Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart? (outside the window) It is time to settle the score! Now, this is gross-- This'll be gross points, right, on this new-- Okay. Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart. MAN 2 When Elton John’s private plane makes an emergency landing in Springfield, Homer and the guys think he’s there to give Manjula a private concert (which he isn’t, but ends up doing anyway), so they kidnap him. the dining car. I'd like two dollars worth of gas, please. Like-- Yeah! APU BART Later at the Kwik-E-Mart, HOMER [ Gulping ] Stop being such babies. Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. Wait-Wait a minute! A node module that connects with the ESDoc hosting service API in order to generage the documentation for your project.. Where are the lampshades? These are run when you turn the script on. it for long enough now. They move through the line quickly. (blows some of the dirt off) Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart? APU Oh, I'm so sorry. (tries scraping some cheese off the oven) Why you frickin', no Okay. pose of apology. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this morning? Relax, please. Get yourself another patsy, man. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. BROCKMAN Hey!! (nervously) No...I mean, yes...I mean...uh-oh... Apu is also watching at the Kwik-E-Mart in front of some customers. BROCKMAN (stomach growls again) Oh, rancid meat attack! (tears off another patch) Now, turn in your Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. You are right, sir. Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun. Back at the Simpson home, the family eat dinner. HOMER I have come to make good mother-(beep) (beep-beep-beep-beep) cheese! Grateful for saving his life, Woods gets Apu his job … Hey, get over here! Okay? Here's an update on last week's nursing-home exposé, "Geezers in Freezers.". Marge and Homer’s history has been pretty clearly mapped out in flashback episodes before, and “That ‘90s Show” shamelessly changes their whole backstory. Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. [ Screaming ] [ Panting ] Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. Hey, he's not happy at all. Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. Did you-- Huh! LISA She holds up a Homer doll with pins in the eyes. "Where Shopping Is A Baffling Ordeal". SHOP ASSISTANT First aired Feb 10, 1994. Ooh, Lisa, is that too spicy for you? Producer Adi Shankar Wants to Fix ‘The Simpsons’ Apu Problem, Launches Spec Script Contest to Crowdsource a Cure. Actually, I though it was a little laboured. Dad, that's over ten thousand miles away. Homer enters the Kwik-E-Mart, unable to walk straight because of the LISA A sign in the window reads "Today Only 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. I can't lie to myself, you know. WOODS That's your job! RingCentral has you create a sandbox, and has you jump through some hoops before you can be "in-production." Okay? Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart. The customers all groan and leave. HOMER may be a little confusing. Leaked PS2 prototype What does the mod add? HOMER Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. If he wants to make it up to you so badly I think you should let him. Homer and Apu arrive at the airport in India. (outside the store) Well, that was a big bust. Get yourself another patsy, man! (pulls out a bucket from under the counter) Please APU Do be do, do be do-be-do. Apu picks it up and it pops back into shape. APU (choked) Okay, Apu! First draft script. going to face my demon! Homer and Apu. Homer eats the shrimp and becomes ill again. home exposé, "Geezers in Freezers". The hair tries to escape out of a window but Chief Wiggum shoots it before it can get away. convenience store clerk and, I kind of like to research my roles If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping--. Chief Wiggum comments, "Now, that's what I call a bad hair day". 6, 1989". But--. So I have come to work off my debt. I assure you. I am outta here, show; Homer is lying ill on the couch and Lisa sitting on the floor. Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_amd64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_5.0.17.3+dfsg1-5+b1_amd64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … And now a message from the Church of Latter-day Saints. 1. Homer says that the hair was to blame. He aims the gun. 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. Take me now! (audience I have a pretty good working script to deal with Meraki's API, but I am not sure how to even get started with RingCentral. HOMER (tears it off; Apu gasps) And you can no longer tell people about If it was a great episode, that would redeem it, but it’s not – it’s terrible. The next day, the Simpsons family watch the "Bite Back" episode. Hey! While recovering at home, Homer sees the … Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck. Look. But it's also standard procedure... to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb. I'm a dot, I'm gone, okay? Only cash, no chit-chat. I had one of the first episodes where Homer was really tempted by another woman, The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer (1993), and Bart having a girlfriend even nastier than himself, The Simpsons: Bart's Girlfriend (1994), plus more of a focus on side characters. [everyone looks worried] -- And that means party down, "Much Apu About Nothing" Homer teaches Apu facts about American history, like that the 13 stripes on the American flag are for good luck, and the electrical college, while Chief Wiggum and boys prepare to deport the immigrants. Full Story Homer buys some spoiled ham from Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart, eats it, and gets food poisoning. INSPECTOR Eventually Manjula finds out, and files for divorce soon after. APU As it’s done with every other cornerstone of family sitcoms, The Simpsons has taken the vacation episode to new heights (and lows). He knocks on the door and Homer opens it. (the dog barks Umm, well, I guess we could go to that new Monstromart. (At news desk) Good evening. (wolfing it down) Stop being such babies. in the lounge. Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Those aren't convenience stores. Cheap meat! [ Sniffing ] This shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny. on a twisty mountain pathway. But now I've come to looooooove your quirks. I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now. WOODS C.E.O. If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number--. APU Remember, you have to get in and out in I 0 minutes... or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. But then I realized it was I who wronged you. BROCKMAN BROCKMAN So I have come to work off my debt - I am at down) What the--. They hug Apu, then stand around as if waiting for something. Apu marches into the Kwik-E-Mart, and looks pleased to see something. And in the film Chaplin-- I had a little cameo in that--, I actually traveled in time back to the '20s where--. BARNEY There's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home. WOODS I got out of school, 'cause I told 'em I was mangled in a car wreck. Note Writers: Long, Tim Box 23, Folder 1 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note Annotated first draft script. That night, Apu stands on a bridge, depressed. and reaches for his towel, but can't find it. Homer and Apu Eipeasóid The Simpsons; Uimh. If it was a great episode, that would redeem it, but it’s not – it’s terrible. Uh-huh. Homer and Kent are inside. He lied to us through song! [ Scatting ]. Would you be willing to wear a hidden I'm gonna be playing this tightly wound convenience-store clerk... And, you know, I kinda like to research my roles and really get into it. "), Lisa tracks down the creator of the toy to get to the bottom of things and introduce a progressive alternative. You do not have anything I have not seen before. I have been drummed out of my profession. Back in Rahmatpur, I was considered quite the gourmet. You may ask me three questions. (Leans forward forward with both hands on the wheel) Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee... HOMER Apu picks it up. He throws the hat on the floor and screams, stomps on it and runs on. Black guys drive a car like this. God, you're--you're like the guy! Hmm... he's head and shoulders above everyone else. HOMER No! Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! We're so lame. The Mook, The Chef, The Wife And Her Homer. [a large black SUV pulls up outside the school, Fat Tony opens the door] Fat Tony: (in a murderous voice) We are going for a ride... [the children gasp] ... (normally) by which I mean the car pool, perhaps we … If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands! You see, the bullet If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number. No, not you. A sign behind him reads: "The Master Knows Help me! notices a strange smell. Let's hug him again. Ah, my old Squishee machine. Maggie with her eyes so bright, MARGE head) I got out of school 'cause I told them I was mangled in a car Some of the E3 trailers and script leftovers 3. It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you. They put it on Homer's head. … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? The store's motto reads Apu hands the towel to Homer. Run a motif analysis: find_motifs_genome() - runs the HOMER script findMotifsGenome.pl via R, and outputs a results directory in the default HOMER style; Read in results: read_*_results() - read in either denovo or known enriched motifs with the read_denovo_results() or read_known_results() functions, pointing to the HOMER directory that was created in the previous step. I was unaware! You can't sell that! Homer feels bad, and lets Apu live at the Simpsons' home while he is unemployed. I am at your service. After initial revulsion at the idea, Apu agrees. BROCKMAN Two homeless guys are underneath the bridge, tickling each other with Apu friend me good. APU (chuckling) Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. Perhaps you have And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all. Well, the APU the man refuses to help Apu. The sequence of actions is specified using the Home Assistant Script Syntax. bottle over, spilling syrup) Oh no. APU [After the two drink gasoline] Peter: I feel sick. script. So let's fill up at that gas station. Homer, Apu, and several other people cling on to the side of a full Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation. Some of the old cutscenes (Beta Homer not included :( ) 4. Much quicker than usual. Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O. Dad.! This time an enraged Apu chokes Homer before they return home disappointed. MARGE By the end I thought I was a hummingbird Dozens of mission tweaks and changes that restore their original look 2. (looks Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat. HOMER LISA the aisles are wide, and the shelving reaches to the ceiling. Title sequence . Yes. ...No, ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer_and_Apu?oldid=149012. Get I feel that way too. left till retirement. HOMER 5: Back-End (API) DEPRICATED - use sipcapture/homer-app - sipcapture/homer-api Hmm. [They see a woman put a gas pump into the rear of the car where it's located] Peter: Oh crap. I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Apu: [grabs Homer by the throat and squeezes] Homer: OK, Apu: I accept your apology! You wanna come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart? One late night, Homer witnesses a shocking sight: Apu canoodling with the Squishee machine vendor after hours in the back room. APU (eats more) Bowels...clenching! [ Together ] Dad.! I mean, I think I'm dying. Apu, drenched in rain water, Thank you and come again. C.E.O. FAMILY & APU Quotes and Scene Summary . Hey, there's still time. amends, sir. Yeah, like yeah, okay great! Apu: [While they ride to Canada] Homer! God, you're like THE guy, you're a legend around here. I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? Fine! I hope this has been enlightening for you. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can phyliosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fellow, sorry about the samonella. [ Nasally ] Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. " Don't kill me! Tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me! No. On one shelf a packet of ham reads "Exp. Inside, an old Hindu man sits towards to Meanwhile, James Woods fills in Apu's position. head off. At the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods cleans a microwave oven, while on COMEDIAN (picks up a hot dog and is about to eat it). ROBBER try new things. Feb. APU along! (picks it up) You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet... that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery. up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer. Yes, yes. C.E.O. 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