Traumatisés par leur expérience, Bart et Lisa sont envoyés chez un thérapeute qui leur conseille de ne pas aller à l’école pendant quelques temps. These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Dolph: Not quite. You gave me a B plus in conduct? Bart: Ah sure, there'll be a couple of uptight counselors who won't dig the Bart philosophy but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty. Quickly now. Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. Edna Krabappel: Well children, it's the last day of school. (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! (chuckles nervously), Barney: Yeah, Bart. Ahh, all this stuff is fine. (Lisa presses down hard on Ms. Hoover's hand. Homer: Don't be the boy. [The episode begins at a birthday party. The Simpsons - Give Me Seven Hundred Krusty Burgers! I said, out of my way! This must just be a little typo. However, the episode ran very short, and to make it barely fit the minimum time the Kamp Krusty song had to be lengthened by a number of verses. (Lisa sits next to Bart who has a diamond cutter's monocle in one eye as he attempts to change all his D minuses into A pluses.). He leaps off and lands in front of the camera.). Transcripts Wiki. Directed by David Silverman. Ralph: He's still funny, but not "ha-ha" funny. Lisa: (laughs) A plus! Now quiet! You promised if Bart and I got C averages we could go to Kamp Krusty. Drill Sergeant: All right, you balls of pan drippings! Marge: Oh. Because of this: Krusty Brand seal of approval. I'm finished. Lisa: Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Chronology Characterization Marches On: Rod is seen on the bus back from Kamp Krusty when it goes to Tijuana.Four seasons later, in "Hurricane Neddy", he says that he doesn't like Krusty. Credits Directed by Mark Kirkland. 0:13. Three whole months of Spaghetti-Os and daytime TV! Make sure to give those toilets a good scrubbing! Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, sir. (answers phone) Oy gevalt! Krusty is coming. Kamp Krusty est le titre d'un épisode de la série télévisée d' animation Les Simpson. Your neck is a well-cooked piece of asparagus. All the children of the school run outside. (puts it in milk) Check…mate! (Homer, Marge and Maggie are out having a picnic.). We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. (Homer does one-armed push-ups on the floor, with Maggie on his back.). (slurps) Ah, that's good. I dreamt it was the last day of school! ), (Principal Skinner looks out his window at a bunch of kids trying to push over a Volkswagen.). (Barney, dressed as Krusty the Clown, stumbles onto stage.). The music stops.). In some cases, still in their original wrappings! Now I'm off to Wimbledon! We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. ), (Meanwhile, at the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center", the drill sergeant is trying to get the fat campers to do some pull-ups.). Principal Skinner: Attention students, please clear out your lockers into the wastebaskets provided. Where all our wounds are healed. Bart: (grumbles) Oh! (Krusty laughs as he does all sorts of tricks on a horse. Campers: Burn, Krusty, Burn! Reporter #2: Are you and Princess Di just friends? (chuckles) Sorry, Your Majesty. I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. Once purchased a pretty funny questline is launched involving Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin & of course Krusty! The song continues over the credits.). I hope these jellybean cookies will tide you over until you get home. Next summer I'm getting a job. "Escape from Beneath Glove World" Los Simpsons - Krusty - Necesito un presentador tan malo que jamas pueda sustituirme. Without sex to distract him, Homer becomes a more productive worker and caring husband, but Marge misses the old Homer. , (In Bart and Lisa's cabin, they're tucked into bed and freezing to death. Our arts and crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. As of Jan 03 21. 807 talking about this. Man: Point and game, Becker. Played 141 times. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Katering" from Season 10, which aired on March 4, 2017. Principal Skinner: Well, back to work then. Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children. Next borisoi. Humor sin intencion de ofensas... o quizas si, soy Kamp Krusty Lisa: Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. Mr. Black: Ahh, he will be along eventually. Mr. Black: Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children. During summer vacation, the children of Springfield attend Kamp Krusty, a summer camp named after Krusty the Clown. In fact, stay out of my room altogether. Bart: Ow! All the children gasp. Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat. You're vultures! Martin Prince, Sr.: You promised you wouldn't make a scene. Don't be the boy. Krusty: I'm no fake. Edna Krabappel: (chuckles) Oh Bart Simpson, I'm gonna miss you. Follow. He folds them into a paper airplane and throws them.). Bart: Oh, Dad, you're the best father a boy could ever have. Lisa: No, Dad. Wikis. (Krusty is busy looking at a Krusty the Clown clock that he should be testing. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (Lisa tries to get the dirt off her arms.). He swings it and it crashes above the schools doors, crushing the Springfield Elementary School sign. Until it blew up. Krusty: (laughs) Sorry, folks. ), (Marge hums while she packs Bart's suitcase for camp.). He mows over anything in his way: a newspaper, the hose, a ball, a doll. Phẫn nộ cảnh tượng người đàn ông Trung Quốc dùng dao giết hại dã man kangaroo ở New South Wales. Inside, it's dark and spooky. We will always love Kamp Krusty, kamp krusty. Bart: la la la la la, la la, la la la la la, la. Homer: (incredulously) A-plus? (breathes heavily) Ok, calm down. Ooh! One parent pops some champagne. I wanna see Crisco coming out of those pores! Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, Difficulty: Average. Dolph and Jimbo open the door.). Bart: You bet. We want Krunchy! Bart makes it through the day relying to his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through, but I am far more pessimistic. Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. Credits. Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. ), Lisa: Before I go to camp I'll need boosters for malaria, German measles, encephalitis, Hansen's disease…, Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now I'm afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. Look at that pacemaker scar, the cattle-skull birthmark, and his famous superfluous nipple. Kamp Krusty L’histoire prend place après les événements de l’épisode « Les jolies colonies de vacances » de la saison 4 lorsque Bart et Lisa reviennent du Kamp Krusty. Triumphant music plays). Lisa: Now, the effort of writing has made me lightheaded so I close by saying, save us, save us now! “Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, for I because been to Kamp Krusty. "Dream Hoppers" A snake slithers between Lisa's legs and out the door.). Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom President Clown? The Simpsons Fun Pack (FGTEEV … Kamp Krusty is a premium item you can purchase once you reach level 12 in Tapped Out. General Bart cracks his knuckles. Krusty: Mmm. Strawberries. Simpsons Histories - Krusty the Clown. 20,844 Pages. Nation WA Category Motto; 1. For the past 15 years I was president of Euro-Krustyland. Check out this hand: All aces. It now goes D, B, A, C. Homer: Now listen, boy. Episode №: You can only find it on products which meet the high standards of Krusty the Clown. Bart: My chunky brothers, gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom! Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. Choke! Mrs. Krabappel: Have a 'D-lightful' summer. I have nothing left to say to any of you. SpongeBob blows bubbles in the shape of the words "The Low Tides."] Mr. Black: I thought you said you broke their spirits. (The parents wave as the bus drives into the horizon. Homer: Sure do! Kamp Krusty is a building which was released with the Level 32 update on July 25, 2013.Upon completion, the player will unlock Kamp Bart.It costs 200 Donuts to purchase, making it the second most expensive premium building to be released into the game along with the Volcano Lair; this excludes buildings which were made premium after being released non-premium. Otto: All right! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Previous Bart and Lisa. As soon as the bus has gone, all the parents cheer. To your hallowed baseball field, (kisses Lisa) Lisa, watch out for Poison Ivy. Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream, too? List of episode transcripts 16:34. (Bart looks at the calendar which has June 12 circled, and all the previous days crossed out. Until then, I've turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Mr. Black. (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! Kearney: Here's your cabin. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Kamp Krusty is the first episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons, and the sixtieth episode overall.Bart and Lisa spend their summer at a camp created by Krusty the Clown, but when they get there it's not quite what the expected. (laughs), (The classroom clock counts down the last seconds of class. To your spic-and-span infirmary, You didn't learn how World War II ended! (Lisa gives out undelivered mail to the campers. Lisa:Oh, yeah? This video was requested by Daniel Gomez. Krusty "Le retour" 3F13: Le vrai faux héros: 3F14: Homer fait son Smithers: 3F16: Le jour où la violence s'est éteinte: 3F15: Un poisson nommé Selma: 3F17: Faux permis, vrais ennuis: 3F18: Vingt deux courts métrages sur Springfield: 3F19: Grand-père Simpson et le trésor maudit: 3F20: J'y suis, j'y reste ! And you didn't. All the campers fall. ), (The classroom bell rings. Principal Skinner:Now, let's trash this dump! The fire explodes. Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a C average, I can't go to Kamp Krusty! I didn't want you hangin' around all summer anyway. Choke! Students throw out chair and books from the windows and the roof, while Nelson sets them all alight with his flamethrower. Bart: Lisa, I've been thinking it over. Lisa: The dirt's not coming off. He mows over a roller-skate and the motor stops working.). (chuckles), (Back home, the family is seated at the dinner table.). The man who took an abandoned mule tannery and turned it into a summer wonderland: Mr. Krusty the Clown. Lisa: There appears to be a mistake on my report card. Bart: (nervously) Haha. Jiimbo: Come on, wimps. Now here's Mr. Black. We'll miss the fireworks. Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Oh, Bart, why didn't you at least forge plausible grades? ), (Homer's outside mowing the lawn. Il s'agit du seizième épisode de la vingt-huitième saison et du 612e épisode de la série. Everyone, down below the belt! Krusty: That's okay. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared. I am Mr. Black, your head counselor. All rights reserved! (Students reach into their desks and pull out sledgehammers, crowbars and axes. Principal Skinner: Somebody put a torch to these permanent records! OST Movie Soundtrack Recommended for you (laughs) And for you We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Even during the Klasky-Csupo era of the show, Lisa Simpson's still cute in a swimsuit. Krusty: (on TV) Hi, Kids! Lisa: This is a little more rustic than I expected. Hard to concentrate with waves gently lapping on the shore. Homer: Son! Kearney: Hey, Simpson. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows? It's fat camp for Daddy's chubby little secret. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. I shoulda warned ya. (giggles) I think you should reconsider. (Lisa tries to step in but the rope breaks and the boat snaps in half. Homer: And look, new hair! Homer: Marge, since the kids left, I lost five pounds! (Lisa, draped in a shawl, gives her letter and a bottle of alcohol as payment to a man on horseback.). How could this have happened? Bart: Don't look in my closet. The school's large bell chimes. (At Springfield Elementary, Principal Skinner's voice is heard over the school loud speakers.). Tell your mom her cookies sucked. Principal Skinner:Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Teacher: Wait a minute! Ms Hoover: Here are your final report cards. frogjwapa. ), (Kearney throws them in and slams the door. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference. After he saw the completed episode, James L. Brooks called the writers and suggested that the script be used as a plotline for a film. (Homer immediately loses his hair and regains his gut.). Kamp Krusty is home to Krusty’s Fantasy League, and is the krustiest place on Earth! Airdate: We want the old girls sparkling when I get back. Everyone clings desperately to avoid being blown away.). 12 Bart: I'm not worried, Lis. Krusty's coming. Casual Danger Dialog: While the cabin is caught in a Wizard of Oz-style tornado and the campers are hanging on for dear life, Bart says in a normal voice, "Lisa, I've been thinking it over.Next summer, I'm getting a job." That clock gets incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in. Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace (Mrs. Krabapple) . – Twitter channeled Kent Brockman reporting on the krisis at Kamp Krusty in opining that this was like 9/11 except a zillion times worse. (Bart is in a wrecking ball. They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear! Below Mount Avalanche. Jimbo: Yeah, we're meeting some tail on the other side of the lake. Bart cocks his machine gun.). In the meantime, our counselors, Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney will be happy to handle any problems you may have. When you're 18, you're out the door! Marge: We miss you terribly. We have an understanding and you better keep your end of it. Wiki Content. Yeah! When Bart and Lisa return home abruptly after a traumatic incident at Kamp Krusty, they put an end to Homer and Marge's romantic encounters. Kearney: Well, it ain't gettin' any safer. Krusty: Ohh, they drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate? (Bart reaches down to pull out the skate but jumps backwards as the lawnmower starts up again. In "Kamp Krusty", summer vacation begins in Springfield and the kids try to line up their grades so that they can spend the season at a camp dedicated to Krusty the Clown. Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. Actually, wait—I can, as the 24-seasons-removed 'Kamp Krustier' finds a way to revisit the classic Simpsons episode 'Kamp Krusty' without expanding on it, deconstructing it, or even making a memorable travesty of it. There's only one known cure: A wowwipop. Bart: Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Lets Build & Play LEGO Dimensions #8: KRUSTY PIE IN YOUR FACE! ), (Bart throws out a banana peel, a gym sock and his slingshot before stumbling upon his gym shorts. (The campers start tearing off Krusty's shirt.). Lisa: He's really having trouble keeping his balance. ), (A sign reads, "Kamp Krusty: The Krustiest Place On Earth". Groundskeeper Willie drives his tractor through the classrooms and busts out the wall.). (Kearney finishes eating the jellybean cookies.). I feel so dirty. (The cabin roof is blown away by strong winds. U.S. viewers (millions): sandthako. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Kamp_Krusty?oldid=92150. (Homer and Marge exercise to a television yoga class.). Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. Barney: Yeah, we want Krunchy! By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Bart: Krusty is coming. Lisa: I am not sure if this letter will reach you, as our lines of communication have been cut. Jimbo: Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker. Kamp Krustier is the sixteenth episode of Season 28.It is a sequel for the Season 4 episode Kamp Krusty.. Synopsis. ", Homer: "Leaves of four, eat some more!'' Lisa: It is the real Krusty. (Bart, Lisa and others are shown to their cabin.). (Bart uses an ax to open the gate to the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center".). Remember: "Leaves of three, let it be. (Lisa visits Dr. Hibbert before she goes to camp. (Kearney grabs Wendell by the shirt and carries him off. Just like I said. Don't leave anything up here! Though your swings are rusty, Mr. Krabs: Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward. 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