Across the series he displays a myriad of somewhat conflicting and ambiguous sexual identities, which he clings to exclusively for long p… Speaking Then he went back to being a guy again before he rapes the Canadian president to death out of spite. The townsfolk are convinced that bombing Denmark is the preventative solution for their internet histories being made public. This was a move on the principal's part to avoid any semblance of sexual-orientation discrimination against him. Mr. Garrison temporarily replaced Mr. Hat with Mr. Twig (starting in the episode "Summer Sucks"), who consisted of a twig wearing a purple shirt with a pink triangle symbol. Garrison got back with Mr. Hat after Mr. Twig advised him to follow his heart. Parker and Stone were, however, forced to rewrite the season's final episodes to accommodate Garrison (and Trump) being elected as president, and felt that they could not resolve some of the season's storylines in a satisfying way as a result. Mr. Garrison is the semi-competent 4th grade teacher of the boys. He, Mr. Garrison, and Kyle Broflovski went to New York to kill them. Across the series he displays myriad conflicting and ambiguous sexual identities, which he clings to exclusively for long periods of time. 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It is revealed that Mrs. Garrison was the motivation that convinced Dawkins to teach atheism to the world, and now that they had broken up, the future changed again. Although throughout the episode both Mr. Garrison and the rest of the townsfolk make no reference to the "richers" being black (seemingly oblivious to the fact), in his last line of the episode that his intentions were at least in part racist ("at least we got rid of all those damn ni....." [transition to credits]). Mr. Morris was transported to the Boca Raton Regional Hospital where he remains in a critical condition and needs a respirator to breathe. In the season 1 episode "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" and the season 7 episode "It's Christmas in Canada", he suggests that the town get rid of all the Mexicans, but Mayor McDaniels repeatedly declines to do so. President Garrison reappears in "The Pandemic Special" episode as an antagonist who wants the virus to continue killing people, because it is also killing Mexicans. Everyone's favorite Christmas poo. Satan speaks Mr. Hat's lines in a voice very similar to Mr. Garrison's. Yes, I know it says he has a boyfriend, because in my series, Phillip and that character are canonically dating. It has been implied he has scatophilic tendencies in "Proper Condom Use" when the majority of sexual acts he taught to the kindergarten class involved feces or defecation. He then proceeded to perform several sexually explicit homosexual acts in front of his students, including putting the class gerbil into Mr. Slave's rectum. Big Gay Al eventually enters into a relationship with Mr. Slave, the ex-boyfriend of Mr. Garrison, whom he married in "Follow That Egg!". Big Gay Al eventually enters into a relationship with Mr. Slave, the ex-boyfriend of Mr. Garrison, whom he married in "Follow That Egg!". Likes chilling out. Mr Slave was introduced as Mr. Garrison's teaching assistant ("Teacher's Ass" as Mr. Garrison puts it). Garrison received a degree of mechanical engineering in college. Mr. Garrison was in part inspired by a kindergarten teacher who taught Trey Parker, and who used a puppet named Mr. Hat as a teaching resource. Mr. Garrison begins to erase the board. Garrison was intended to play a role in resolving the conflict between the male and female students in his classroom that had developed over the course of the season, taking responsibility for causing their behavior. When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. Mr. Garrison was also inspired by a British literature professor Parker had at the University of Colorado; Parker said the voice he uses for the character is a dead-accurate impression of him. Mr. Slave is Mr. Garrison's ex-boyfriend. Despite having declared himself gay, Garrison continued to be ashamed of it as part of his continual emotional and psychological problems. He called it 'the Richard Painter Mr. Garrison ad,' referring to the Mr. Garrison character on the animated TV show 'South Park,' who also sounds unmistakably like the Democratic pol. As he attempts to tell his supporters that the election is rigged against him (also a reference to statements made by Trump), they realize that he had never intended to actually make it as far as he did and chase after him. "Butters' Very Own Episode" 01:06. ", When Garrison responds that she's a woman, not gay, Mr. Slave walks out, thus ending their relationship. Officers of the Bocan Raton Police Department arrived on the site within a few minutes and were able to neutralize Ms. Upon returning to the school, he then proclaims that the key difference to anyone being male or female is whether they can get pregnant or not. Mr. Twig was not well received by the children in Garrison's third grade class, who repeatedly called for the return of Mr. Hat and suggesting Mr. Twig would be better used as a coat rack, to which Garrison took much offense. [8] In the following episode, "Over Logging", Garrison can be seen smoking a pipe and parading around in a red smoking jacket, à la Hugh Hefner, and this could indicate an attitude of "straightness". While attempting to have an abortion, Mrs. Garrison is told that a vaginoplasty does not result in the ability to have periods, pregnancies, or abortions, because sexual reassignment surgery does not include the creation of reproductive organs. He was also the former boyfriend of Herbert Garrison. Garrison also revealed racist tendencies in many episodes. Parker and Stone had expected Hillary Clinton to be victorious in the election, and described themselves as waiting for the election to end to focus on other storylines, intending for Garrison to return to teaching, humbled by his experiences. Stan: Um, I don't talk to her, but Clyde says she's cool. Al and Mr. Slave both helped to change the definition of "faggot" from a gay person, to an annoying Harley Rider. The two characters don't talk to each other again till Not Funny in season 20. Mr. Hat initially appeared to be simply a puppet used by Mr. Garrison as a teaching aid. After the sex change, she would state "I'm not gay, I'm a woman!"[7]. He even claims that whoever cannot make babies is a male, including infertile women. Ms. Garrison, 30, who had been dating Mr. White since 1986, said that the two of them had lived together on several occasions, most recently earlier this year. He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. He even went so far as to cheerfully proclaim himself a "fag" repeatedly to anyone he encountered. Mr. Slave is Mr. Garrison's ex-boyfriend. Mr. Garrison was depicted primarily as a teacher until his dismissal, and then mounted a campaign that resulted … Mr. Slave was Mr. Garrison 's ex-boyfriend and later husband of Big Gay Al in the animated comedy South Park . I like her, but if I ask her out, everyone will think I'm a loser. ", delivered in a quavering lisp. Mr. Garrison is shown to be a Camp Gay teacher who first had Mr. Slave as his boyfriend before Mr. Slave left Garrison after Garrison got a sex change. On the other hand, he will occasionally teach the children advanced subjects such as theories on evolution, Stalin and Communism. Name: Allison Black Family: Token Crush: Craig Best Friend: Kenny Friends: Clyde, Tolken, Craig, Kenny, Stan, Kyle Enemies: Cartman Notes: Adopted from Token's family. Male He has had one of the strangest sexuality's in the show if not on TV period. His voice was identical to Mr. Hat's until his final scene in "Chef Aid", where he spoke with a French accent. Herbert Garrison (formerly known as Janet Garrison between his two sex changes), voiced by Trey Parker, is a recurring character in the South Park cartoon series. However, in the later episode "Here Comes the Neighborhood", he tries to get rid of the "richers" (who were all black) using Klan techniques, such as wearing their robes or burning crosses. Further evidence of Hat's autonomy includes that Mr. Hat has been able to move his eyes and blink towards Mr. Garrison and Brett Favre, and that in "Worldwide Recorder Concert", where Mr. Hat beats up Mr. Mackey, but also in the South Park video game, where Mr. Hat owns and runs a robot factory by himself, or in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, when Satan picks up Mr. Hat as a companion to replace Saddam Hussein. As a teacher, Mr. Garrison is almost completely inept, regularly teaching bizarre and pointless lessons, such as showing Barnaby Jones videos to the class for eight days, asking the class "why Chubby Checker left The Beatles in 1972" or teaching the students how to tell the difference between a prostitute and a police officer. He was re-hired by South Park Elementary, but as the kindergarten teacher, as his old job was then held by Ms. Choksondik. He is rarely heard saying anything other than these catchphrases. Across several episodes, it is revealed that he has a rather sharp chin and a large nose (Gerald comments in "The List" that he has his mother's nose), though neither is shown in the show, due to the show's art style. She used to be Mr. Garrison but has now had a sex change and is a real woman, not a fag!! In "201," after Country Kitchen Buffet was destroyed, Mr. Slave is seen saying his catchphrase when he spotted Jesus and the other members of the Super Best Friends. The Valley of Penises is a "romance" novel written by Herbert Garrison that appeared in "Cherokee Hair Tampons". Ms. Garrison, 30, who had been dating Mr. White since 1986, said that the two of them had lived together on several occasions, most recently earlier this year. Submit it to us here! However, having finished this, Mr. Slave rejected the applause, telling parents that they had to teach their children that people like Paris Hilton were to be despised or they'd never learn it, prompting the girls to apologize to Wendy. The boys gather at the bus stop to wait for Chef. He is rarely heard saying anything other than these catchphrases.His first major role was in \"The Death Camp of Tolerance\", in which Mr. Garrison, the elementary school te… But the penis eventually comes to her and Mrs. Garrison completes the procedure. Mrs. Garrison also realizes that there have been no menstrual periods after the operation, leading her to believe that she is pregnant. Though Garrison constantly assured himself that Mr. Twig was a better choice than Mr. Hat, he came to terms with his attachment to Mr. Hat at the end of the episode upon being broken out of jail by him. He underwent a sex change in the season 9 premiere "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina". Former teaching assistant A Dude Moment. Nathan. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as Mr. Garrison. First Although Mrs. Garrison continues to inject snide and insulting remarks into Dawkins' lecture, Dawkins becomes drawn to Mrs. Garrison's masculine boldness and directness. John Hansen[1] Appearances Mr. Hat is permanently abandoned in favor of Mr. Slave once Mr. Garrison begins teaching fourth grade. When Garrison (now referred to as Mrs. Garrison) callously suggests that Mr. Slave simply stop being gay so that they can continue their affair, he says "How can you say that? Phillip Martin Reynolds III ... Craig, Christophe, The goth kids, Mr. Garrison, Clyde, Token, Hobbies. ... Mr. Derp. Herbert Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison,1 is a fictional character in the American animated television series South Park, He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Parks pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". They start to date and are even shown having sexual intercourse. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Mr. Slave is the husband of Big Gay Al. However, Mr. Garrison also slept with two lesbians, who were Alice and Xerxes, while still considering himself gay due to the sex change. It was suggested that Mr. Hat (and subsequently Mr. Twig) were manners through which Mr. Garrison could express his repressed gay feelings. Initially they are both pained and horrified by the sign, until realizing that the boys did not mean anything disparaging against gays, but were instead using the term "Fag" in regards to the Harley Riders, stating "You can be gay, and not a fag". "Go God Go" is the twelfth episode in the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park.The 151st episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 1, 2006. Mr. Garrison later gave a copy to Kyle as a get well soon gift. Marriage to Mr. Slave [edit | edit source] It was revealed in "Follow That Egg!" In the episode "Chef Goes Nanners", Mr. Hat, his puppet, was a member of the local Ku Klux Klan, which Mr. Garrison resented and insisted to Chef that he wanted nothing to do with. (Basically, she’s the old bald Mr. Garrison with earrings and lipstick). When Ms. Choksondik is killed, Mr. Garrison is asked to be the Fourth Grade teacher, he accepts and finds out if the school fires you for being gay you can sue for millions. Despite Trey Parker and Matt Stone's expectations while producing the season[10] Garrison is elected president anyway and brainwashed by Caitlyn Jenner, who has become brainwashed by the Member Berries herself. In truth, Mr. Garrison was trying to get himself fired so he could sue the school for discrimination. it is revealed that she had adopted the first name "Janet". Garrison, unaware of Allison's sexual orientation or growing affection, unwittingly joins her at a lesbian bar. Mr. Slave pushed Wendy to not follow the lifestyle due to his own personal experiences and has claimed to be a whore since the day he was born. Garrison plays a role in the season's conclusion by helping to defeat the season's other antagonists, but remains in power, flanked by member berries. At the conclusion of the storyline, Mr. Hat is again discarded, and only appears again in the game South Park: The Stick of Truth, where he can be discovered inside Mr. Garrison's former boyfriend Mr. Slave's anus, and adds the player as a friend on social media.[12]. Exactly why he wishes to do this has not yet been explained. "Go on", Rebecca said softly, "Touch me." In the Season 19 episode "Where My Country Gone?" Following a vaginoplasty, Mr. Garrison becomes Mrs. Garrison, despite never having been established as having been married. The town convinces Mr. Slave to call President Garrison and convince him to do so. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Slave had previously broken up when Mr. Garrison got a sex change. After discovering Canada has already built such a wall, Garrison travels to Canada and rapes the Canadian prime minister (a caricature of Donald Trump) to death. Dawkins converts Mrs. Garrison to atheism, and they subsequently decide to eradicate all religion from the world. Mr. Slave Mrs. Garrison decided that she wanted to rekindle things with Mr. Slave, her boyfriend when she used to be Mr. Garrison. After getting his package, he becomes a summon which involves him forcing enemies up his ass, and after that, chases after the remaining fleeing enemies. It is not entirely clear how much autonomy Mr. Hat and Mr. Garrison have from each other. Darryl Weathers She goes to go talk with Dr. Biber and demands her genitals back, but he says that he made her scrotum into a dorsal fin for Gerald and implanted her testicles into Kyle. To this end he hires Mr. Slave as his classroom assistant, or, for short, "teacher's ass." In his sabbatical, Garrison wrote a romance novel that he intended to be purely heterosexual in nature; titled In the Valley of Penises, it contained 6,083 instances of the word "penis". During that same episode Cartman cryogenically freezes himself so he can skip the wait to purchase a Nintendo Wii in the future. However, it was soon apparent that Mr. Hat was able to perform activities that would not have been possible if he were merely a puppet. In "The F Word," Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are the first to see the boys' attempts at getting rid of the local Harley Riders, by writing "Fags Get Out!" It has been established that Garrison has had heterosexual relationships, as with Liane Cartman, with whom most of the town has had sex at some point. Numerous things are found up his ass, including bats, skeletons, dildos and even Mr. Hat. Near the end of the game, it is revealed that the FBI or some other organization stuck a snuke up his ass, and the player must go on a journey inside his ass, where he must battle bacteria, Armed Guards and the Sparrow Prince. Top 10 South Park Jokes that Crossed the LineSubscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // Have a Top 10 idea? His first major role was in "The Death Camp of Tolerance," in which Mr. Garrison, the elementary school teacher of the main characters, learns that he can sue the education board for a lot of money if he is fired for being gay, and does his best to ensure this happens. Mrs. Garrison then returns to her own religion. The two had not spoken since the events of "Follow That Egg!" Gender Mr. Garrison was depicted primarily as a teacher until his dismissal, and then mounted a campaign that resulted in his election as President of the United States. Relatives Herbert J. Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison,[2] is a fictional character and the secondary main villain in the American animated television series South Park. Garrison constantly held a puppet known as "Mr. Hat", which he used as a sort of second, more aggressive personality, as well as for emoting his internal conflicts. Jimmy's arch nemesis. However, Mr. Garrison also slept with two lesbians, who were Alice and Xerxes, while still considering himself gay due to the sex change. He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. Sadam Hussein's boyfriend. In "200", he at first assists Stan, Kyle and Cartman in angering Tom Cruise, but also later is consulted by Cartman regarding the events of "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut", after Mitch Connor tells Cartman that the allegations Ms. Cartman was intersex and Cartman's father are a lie – while Garrison tries to steer Cartman away, Cartman convinces him to bring out Mr. Hat, and Mr. Hat confesses the declaration of Ms. Cartman being his father (and intersex) was fake and that Eric Cartman's real father was in the room. She often asserts her femininity, though in a somewhat unfeminine manner, including male-bashing and open proclamations of sexuality. [6] During the entirety of the show he has had heterosexual and same-sex relationships, both as a man and as a woman. By the end of the sixth season, in the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance", he was promoted to the fourth grade after the death of Ms. Choksondik. "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" on IMDB, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Slave?oldid=428701, Mr. Slave appears to be a Jonas Brothers fan, as he can be seen at their concert rubbing his groin as they perform in the episode ". During Season 20, Garrison has received the nomination of the Republican Party and continues his campaign, still representing Donald Trump. Cartman's first girlfriend. The apparent reason was initially to help the children come to terms with homosexuality. In addition to their absurd and inattentive parents, a huge part of the blame falls on Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny’s third grade teacher, Mr. Garrison. However, due to Mrs. Garrison's influence, there is also the belief that mere logic will not work, but one must be "a dick" about it, leading to wars about the answer to "The Great Question". Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Shelly and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelly to let him come too. 04/21/1999. Big Gay Al However, when Garrison found that he could sue the school for substantial compensation if he were discriminated against, he attempted to be so offensive he would be fired. The mouse escapes when she opens its cage and throughout the episode Mrs. Garrison looks around various places. New politically correct principal. They worried that a direct portrayal of Trump would be "dated" if the campaign ended quickly, and felt it would be more appropriate to use one of their characters in his role, having already decided Garrison would come into conflict with the new principal.[9]. In the season one episode "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" he quotes: "Genetic engineering erases all of God's mistakes, like German people". Current Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Again, whether this indicates that Mr. Hat is independent or if Mr. Garrison's own psychosis is simply projected to his puppet is impossible to say. Mr. Garrison grew up in Arkansas,[5] speaks with a Southern accent, and claims to have a master's degree in mechanical engineering from Denver Community College (as seen in the episode "The Entity"). His most prominent moment was in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," when he gave Wendy Testaburger advice after she wanted to become a whore after seeing that many of her friends had become part of the new trend. After being dumped by an unnamed boyfriend, Garrison goes to the local "Curves" gym in a huff, cursing men for the entire time. Voiced by Above's sidekick. In the same episode, Chef refers to Mr. Garrison as a "complete pervert.". "Go God Go" Towelie. In the season 12 episode "Eek, a Penis! Garrison realizes that he will be incapable of actually performing his duties as the president if he were to be elected, and tries repeatedly to sabotage his own campaign, even outright telling his audience to vote for Hillary Clinton instead of him. In the episode "Go God Go", Mrs. Garrison was ordered by the school district to teach evolution to her class. 30 Mr. Hat also appears to be somewhat psychotic. He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Park's pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". Along with his other works, it sold well until he learned that it won the Gay Pulitzer Prize and was deemed to be "the best work of homoerotic literature since Huckleberry Finn". [He] has a real story going on."[4]. The episode ends with an abrupt cliffhanger while Garrison is about to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Garrison rejected this, and Katz was never able to counterpoint because he was killed shortly afterward by a gigantic novelty firework. To that end, he abandoned his puppet counterpart in favor of a human assistant, "Mr. Slave", his personal BDSM slave and lover. Parker and Stone have said that the removal of Mr. Hat was symbolic of the show abandoning its original style as a surreal comedy in favor of its current format of satirizing real-life issues and events. His changing sexual identities are a continual source of problems. The Valley of Penises is a "romance" novel written by Herbert Garrison that appeared in "Cherokee Hair … In the episode Follow That, Mr Garrison's old boyfriend Mr. Slave gets married to Big Gay Al. The character was thereafter known to the other characters as Janet Garrison or Mrs. Garrison, despite being unmarried. or "Oh Jesus, Jesus Christ! Kyle wears a green ushanka, a bright orange jacket with black trimmed pockets and dark green collar, dark green pants, and dark green mittens. He was seen later making cameos in "The Ring" masturbating in the audience at the Jonas Brothers concert and singing "Queef Free" along with the other guys in "Eat, Pray, Queef". Despite this suggestion, Mr. Garrison retained use of Mr. Hat even after coming out as gay, during the period when both were seen to be teaching kindergarten. Despite the fact that he seems to portray racist manners, he sometimes will inform his student Eric Cartman of when the nine-year-old is doing something intolerant or offensive (as seen in "The Snuke"). Mr. Garrison was commonly known as "Mr. Garrison" without a first name until the episode "The Entity", where it was revealed as "Herbert Garrison". Mr. Hat was not seen again until the climax of the episode "200", when Eric Cartman demands to speak with him, at which point Mr. Garrison produces Mr. Hat from a dresser drawer, and despite his initial reluctance, Garrison again seems to illustrate an inability to control Mr. Hat, and again addresses him separately. In the following episode, "Go God Go XII", Cartman calls Mrs. Garrison's home from the future. For other uses, see, Garrison as he appears from seasons 1–8 and seasons 12–19, He is addressed by this name after his sex-change operation from ". Eventually, Mr. Hat returns in "Chef Aid", heralding the fact by some psychopathic attacks on Mr. Twig. He does not find out about Mrs. Garrison's gender history until later. Upon becoming president-elect of the United States, he undergoes a transformation that gives him a toupee (solidifying the Trump comparison) and uses his newfound power to force people with whom he has had altercations (such as the new school principal who fired him and a grocery store employee who refused to allow him to double bag his groceries) to perform fellatio on him. ", Mrs. Garrison becomes tired of living as a woman and wants to start living as a man again. Season 9 e1 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina e2 Die Hippie, Die e3 Wing e4 Best Friends Forever e5 The Losing Edge In the episode "D-Yikes", Mrs. Garrison starts to have lesbian relationships. Repulsed, Dawkins runs from Mrs. Garrison's home and ends the relationship. 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