“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.”. 19) "See I was born in sewage, born to make bomb music / Flow tight like I was born Jewish" - Jay Z "This Can't Be Life". 0. Share this! 13) "I run the streets, the streets don't run we" - Jay Z "Kingdom Come", 14) "Primetime, beat by Dion / Our third eon, that's what the f*ck we on" - Jay Z  "Primetime". Using only My iTunes Library, Rap Genius (to more closely examine lyrics), and any suggestions from you. So I entered my sister. Below you will find the most comprehensive list of double entendres on the planet - guaranteed! both from Cinderella Man, one of my favorites. Using only My iTunes Library, Rap Genius (to more closely examine lyrics), and any suggestions from you. Report as inappropriate. One of the best catch phrases in sports today, hands down. I decided i was going to make one. This isn't a pure double entendre, as the notion of "rounding the bases" was taken from baseball and used to describe the type of intimate interaction between two lovers. You want to get high? (noun) “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”. So the bartender gives it to her. level 2. We have an on-and-off relationship. This track is a diss to Jim Jones who, along with the rest of The Diplomats, were famously jumped at a basketball game in Harlem by The Notorious B.I.G. Kareem Biggs Burke's brother, nicknamed Bobalob because of his ability to receive alley oops. 's Junior Mafia clique. A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. 0 #1 7 years ago. Don't KID yourself bitch! A healthy mind gives you a healthy body but a dirty mind will give you laugh aches all over your body, so make it work. A big list of double entendres jokes! See more ideas about double entendre, bones funny, make me laugh. Teresa B. Everyone wants the mixtape Lil Wayne, no one wants the hashtag Trukfit rapper that assaults our ears daily. Comment deleted by user 7 years ago More than 2 children. One of the earliest known examples of a double-entre found in literature dates back to the 14th century. You caught steam off headlines and co-signs" His lines are good or "dope" The lines he raps are about dope. In spite of being comprised of shows mainly targeted for young demographics, the DCAU contains several subtle innuendos, undertones and double entendres that can be construed as sexual in nature. Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > mcqlfc New Member. I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio. The double entendre – French for “double meaning” – is synonymous with puntastic rap. Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way . Double Entendres To Text A Girl And Every Girl I Text Is Never Interested IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR LOW PRICES PRODUCTS, FIND IN OUR STORE. Thinking about it now, that whole cypher is crazy with this stuff. 20) "I'm still stretching on the block / Like 'Damn, I'mma be a failure' / Surrounded by thugs, drugs, and drug paraphernalia" - Jay Z "This Can't Be Life", 21) "Brooklyn get paper / Tote big thangs / We chase n*ggas around they own ball games" - Jay Z "Brooklyn High". Perfect dating advice caps off the lyrics of a happily married man. 34) "You can blame my old earth, for the shit she instilled in me / Still with me, pain plus work / Sh*t she made me milk this game for all it's worth" - Jay Z "Guess Who's Back", 35) "I never seen a cop when I was out there / They never came out there / And out there, I was slingin' crack to live / I'm only slingin' raps to your kids" - Jay Z "Hell Yeah". So i recently realized that there is no list of Eminem Double/Triple Entendre's. It wins a prize every time I show it! In his famous work, The Canterbury Tales, Chaucer used many different examples of double-entendres. Funny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it. By … Most English speakers who lived through the 1980s have at least a passing familiarity with Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy, and your English teacher is an absolute devotee. 5 of them, in fact! Best double entendre/sexual innuendo call-outs? ... One of the best … And I think there was another one where he pointed out the pun right after he said it, I'll try to find it. What does double-entendres mean? Linked Games. Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by mcqlfc, Jul 20, 2012. 27 Sexual Memes For The Dirty-Minded. » Best double entendre/sexual innuendo call-outs? – Austin Powers. Advertisement . The following list catalogs them by show. 1. The mystical power of Hov transcends life and death. Illegal Use of Hands . Showing respect to Nas while bashing Jim Jones? Published: 07:02 EST, 1 December 2017 | Updated: 07:54 EST, 1 December 2017 . A diss to Lil Wayne for thinking he's in Jay's class. The people whose names have some VERY unfortunate double meanings. Some of the Best Funny Innuendos and Double Entendres. I'm putting a band together where each person would have a double entendre stage name like Hugh Jazz etc. By Drew Millard. 25) "I damn near beat Jordan in around-the-world" - Jay Z "N*gga Please". "Keep On Churnin' (Till the Butter Comes)" is a rhythm and blues song written by Henry Glover, Jester Hairston, and Lois Mann. Listen to Hov. (nonstandard) Alternative spelling of double entendres. 17) "Standing back from situations gives you the perfect view / You see the snakes in the grass and you wait on their ass" - Jay Z "Anything". No I.D. Thanks for the interest, OP. "You could make the fans swallow their fingers and they still wouldn't throw up their hands! – Mae West. Hot Today 1. - Jay Z "It's Hot". Is Hov a criminal just for doing what businessmen do everyday, only in his own lane? Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” is already sort of about oral sex, but Cudi ingeniously samples the chorus of the pop song to make the double entendre a bit more clear. This joke may contain profanity. 18. share. -- "You ain't even in the Brisk of a Tea" (Never 2 Far), this is the wrong line im pretty sure its, "listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool, you know the fucking drill", "I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said settle your fucking ass down, I'm ready for combat man, get it? "The double entendre is at present so much the taste of all genteel companies, that there is no possibility either of being polite or entertaining without it. (nonstandard) Alternative spelling of double entendres. Also, "Lady Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, she's still a male lady" - A Kiss, I'd be a horrible magician cuz I'd fuck that trick up! Report Save. Hov likes to get high and get tubular, so please give him his space to do so. 15. Any ideas? Mrs. Slocombe: [speaking to a truck driver on the CB radio] On … Film: The World is Not Enough. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out. Report as inappropriate. A few methods include: internal rhyme schemes; varying pronunciations; synonyms; synonyms juxtaposed by antonyms; syllable breakdowns; double, triple, and even quadruple entendres; and spelling. You want to start building your wit like a good comedian would. Jay Z is for the children, and you too. In the times of AIB, names with double meaning hidden in them are difficult to hide. 7 years ago. you ain't even a baby G.O.A.T. mcqlfc, Jul 20, 2012 #1. tubes Well-Known Member. level 1. One innocent meaning, one not so innocent. Jay makes numerous comic book references on the track, as his return to rap is reminiscent of many costumed vigilantes donning their capes once more. “Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.” ― Mae West, The 2,548 Best … 39) "And I ain't never been to jail; I ain't never pay a n*gga / To do no dirt for me I was scared to do myself / I will never tell, even if it means sittin in a cell / I ain't never ran, never will" - Jay Z "Justify My Thug". Here are some of our favourite double-entendres, intentional and purely accidental, from series past and present.